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Victorian Egg

Victorian Egg
Where can I find a human-sized birdcage?

I am a canary trapped in a human’s body and in a human DWELLING. After breaking the shower curtain rod, I have decided enough is enough. I have a decent nest egg saved up and now I need a place to put it. The largest cages I have found appear jail-like and I have not committed a crime. I would prefer a decorative, victorian style hanging-cage with post. Prefer no mirrors – I am not capable of self-recognition and they only make me feel insecure.
i had some water. what do you think? caffeine and high-sugar fruit juices not an appropriate beverage for those of the avian family.
please help me find a comfortable roost.

i suppose your shredded tweet for breakfast?,coo in bill oddys ear,he might be able to give you some tweetment

Antique Pair of English Victorian egg shell colored porcelai


Dining Table of Centinela Collection by Homelegance


Dining Table of Centinela Collection by Homelegance


$809.93


Drawing inspiration from the Victorian age, the design of the Centinela Collection recalls an era of romance and formality. Shell carvings punctuate the crest of the bed and mirror while acanthus leaf motifs cascade along the framed pilasters. Egg and dart moldings flow effortlessly around each case piece and the quintessential Victorian design of beaded framing overlays the head and footboard. Ad…

Victorian Boy and Egg Moving Easter Card


Victorian Boy and Egg Moving Easter Card



Die-cut Easter card features a Victorian boy with an egg and the message “Easter Remembrance”.  The boy's hat moves to show and conceal his face.  Measures 6.25″ x 3.5″, printed in the USA.  Envelope included….


Victorian Boy and Egg Vintage Easter Card


Victorian Boy and Egg Vintage Easter Card



Old fashioned die-cut card features a Victorian boy with a jumbo egg and flowers.  Printed in 1991, measures 3 3/4″ tall” by 2 1/4″ wide. Envelope included. …


Splint Basketry I - Appalachian egg basket


Splint Basketry I – Appalachian egg basket




Passage beaded egg knob with victorian rosette in oil rubbed bronze


Passage beaded egg knob with victorian rosette in oil rubbed bronze



Passage beaded egg knob with victorian rosette in oil rubbed bronze…


Nostalgic Warehouse Victorian Passage Backplate Door Set With Egg Knob


Nostalgic Warehouse Victorian Passage Backplate Door Set With Egg Knob




Privacy scroll egg knob with victorian rosette in antique copper


Privacy scroll egg knob with victorian rosette in antique copper



Privacy scroll egg knob with victorian rosette in antique copper…


6 Belgian Egg white Facial Soaps Swedish Beauty Secret-Gift Box


6 Belgian Egg white Facial Soaps Swedish Beauty Secret-Gift Box


$20.99


Fresh from the Belgian countryside and used by European women for centuries, Belgian Eggwhite Facial Soaps are produced with pure eggwhites, chamomile and lecithin. When pressed Chamomile flowers (anthemis nobilis) create a totally natural softening agent used since ancient times for calming and conditioning the skin. The oil’s soothing and hydrating properties combined with the protein-rich power…

Silver Eagle Cane Victorian Walking Stick Antique


Silver Eagle Cane Victorian Walking Stick Antique


$29.99


Eagle Cane Victorian Walking Stick Antique Silver is a vintage style reproduction Eagle Talon Victorian Walking stick with amber glass egg. This victorian walking stick features a nickel-plated solid handle beautifully cast in the shape of an eagle’s claw clutching an amber glass orb or egg. The antique-style glass orb rotates freely in the eagle’s grasp, and the talons keep the glass egg in place…

Eagle Cane Victorian Walking Stick Antique Silver


Eagle Cane Victorian Walking Stick Antique Silver


$29.99


Eagle Cane Victorian Walking Stick Antique Silver is a vintage style reproduction Eagle Talon Victorian Walking stick with amber glass egg. This victorian walking stick features a nickel-plated solid handle beautifully cast in the shape of an eagle’s claw clutching an amber glass orb or egg. The antique-style glass orb rotates freely in the eagle’s grasp, and the talons keep the glass egg in place…


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