Porcelain Handles
How do you deal with this awkward bathroom situation?
So the other day, I had to take a pretty loud dump. We’re talking Hiroshima on the porcelain scale.
Anyways, there’s a guy in the stall next to me. He hears the grunting and splashing, obviously.
The problem is when we both happen to finish at the same time and end up at the sink…all I could do was sheepishly grin and mutter something about burritos. How would you have handled it?
First off, make sure you’re done by the time he finishes and flushes. As his door opens, open yours and walk toward the sink. As you begin to wash your hands, look in the mirror and realize that you forgot to pull your pants back up. So with the water still running, clench shuffle back to the stall with sheepish embarrassment, slam the door shut, and mutter to yourself about how it’s: wipe, flush, pants, door, hands; not in alphabetical order due to your OCD.
Antique Pair of French Victorian pink and white porcelain
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KB 4″ Center Bathroom Faucet Satin Nickel With Drain, KB608AL chose Handle $50.00 |
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KB 4″ Center Bathroom Faucet Satin Nickel With Drain, KB608AL chose Handle $50.00 |
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PREMIER ASHBURY TUB & SHOWER FAUCET CHROME WHITE CROSS PORCELAIN 3-HANDLE VALVE $89.99 |
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American Standard 7881.712.002 Porcelain Lever Handle Widespread Faucet $130.00 |
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KOHLER T309-4F-SN Finial Thermostatic Shower Faucet Trim w/Porcelain Handle, SN $130.00 |
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PORCELAIN Vtg. 2 Cabinet Pulls Handles Knobs Country $25.00 |
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Delta HK35C-PC Select Handle, Cold Handle Porcelain Cross $27.00 |
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New: One Pair Of Delta H212 Chrome Porcelain Lever Style Handles. $10.99 |
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Belwith P64-W Whte Porcelain CABINET HANDLE Drawer PULL $1.75 |
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10 Belwith P64 WHT porcelain CABINET HANDLE Drawer PULL $17.90 |
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Bronze Tone White Flower Prints Porcelain Cabinet Door Pull Handle $5.51 |
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Giagni-New-Porcelain/Satin Nickel-Faucet Levers/Handles-1 Pair-Victorian-NIB $27.99 |
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3 ARTISTIC HAND PAINTED CERAMIC / PORCELAIN DOOR KNOBS OR PULLER,Drawer Handle $25.00 |
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Ceramic Pulls Cabinet Handle Porcelain Door Pull $2.67 |
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PLAIN WHITE &BLACK Ceramic Knob Porcelain Handle EG16AB $6.99 |
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Delta Traditional Porcelain Handle Accent and Sleeve A712 $6.53 |
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KB 4″ Center Bathroom Faucet Oil Rubbed Bronze With Drain, KB605AL chose Handle $50.00 |
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KB 4″ Center Bathroom Faucet Oil Rubbed Bronze With Drain, KB605AL chose Handle $50.00 |
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KB 4″ Center Bathroom Faucet Polished Chrome With Drain, KB601AL chose Handle $40.00 |
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KB 4″ Center Bathroom Faucet Polished Chrome With Drain, KB601AL chose Handle $40.00 |
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NOS Delta Brass / Porcelain Cross Tub / Shower Faucet Handles $47.99 |
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NOS Chicago Faucets Brass Victorian Lavatory Faucet w/ Floral Porcelain Handles $99.99 |
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NOS Delta Brass / Porcelain Cross Lavatory Faucet Handles $37.99 |
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KB HERITAGE 8″ CENTER KITCHEN FAUCET PORCELAIN Handle w/ SPRAYER – KB1753PLBS $194.97 |
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Cold Water Spigot porcelain Cross Handle ANTIQUE $89.95 |
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Vintage Brass Bathroom Faucet with Porcelain Handles $14.99 |
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NEW CHROME BATHROOM FAUCET with PORCELAIN CROSS HANDLES $69.00 |
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BRASS CLAWFOOT TUB FILLER FAUCET ~PORCELAIN HANDLES NEW $149.99 |
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CHROME CLAWFOOT TUB FILLER FAUCET PORCELAIN HANDLES NEW $149.99 |
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Elizabethan Classics 2SPLLORB Porcelain Lever Handles OIL RUBBED BRONZE New!! $26.00 |
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CHROME TUB & SHOWER FAUCET PORCELAIN Lever HANDLES $84.00 |
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KB HERITAGE 8″ CENTER KITCHEN FAUCET PORCELAIN Handle w/ SPRAYER – KB1753PLBS $194.97 |
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Used Porcelain Pedestal Sink,Moen 2 handle Faucet 4″center,2 bulb Light Fixture $49.99 |
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26 PORCELAIN AND BRASS DRAWER PULLS OR HANDLES $20.00 |
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Sisco chrome double handle faucet with porcelain handles $9.99 |
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Vintage Hot and Cold Porcelain Faucet Handles for Sink or Bath, Hot Cracked $20.00 |
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Double Handle Widespread Vessel Bathroom Faucet with Porcelain Cross Handles $302.99 |
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Kingston Brass KS1108PX Satin Nickel Double Handle Basin Faucet with Porcelain $129.97 |
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Kingston Brass KS7195PL Oil Rubbed Bronze Single Handle Basin Tap with Porcelain $84.47 |
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Kingston Brass KS7192PL Polished Brass Single Handle Basin Tap with Porcelain $84.47 |
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Kingston Brass KS7198PL Satin Nickel Single Handle Basin Tap with Porcelain $84.47 |
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American Standard Hampton Shower Trim Kit With Porcelain Cross Handle $102.99 |
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Bronze Tone White Porcelain Metal Flower Printed Door Pull Handle $5.56 |
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vintage Splakman porcelain faucet handles HOT & COLD $30.00 |
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Elnora 12″ Bridge Faucet with Porcelain Cross Handles & Drain-Overflow-Chrome $174.95 |
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Bronze Tone White Floral Printed Porcelain Door Pull Handle 4.9″ $5.19 |
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CABINET DOOR DRAWER 13 PULL HANDLE BEIGE PORCELAIN BRASS $31.95 |
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DELTA H75CW CHROME AND WHITE PORCELAIN HANDLE NIB $29.99 |
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DELTA H62-CP CHROME LEVER HANDLE WITH A62PR PORCELAIN INSERTS NIB $49.99 |
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Ashbury Centerset Faucet – Porcelain x Handles – Chrome $78.95 |
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Antique white porcelain toilet flush handle $12.99 |
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Delta H612CB Two Large Lever Handles Chrome and Brass with Porcelain Accents $59.99 |
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Delta Porcelain & P. Nickel Lever Handle H212NN $63.19 |
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Delta Porcelain & Bronze Lever Handle H712RB $46.09 |
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Delta Porcelain & Stainless Steel Lever Handle H712SS $43.79 |
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Delta Traditional Porcelain Lever Handles Pair H212NN $39.95 |
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Bronze Tone White Porcelain Metal Flower Printed Door Pull Handle $5.53 |
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Kingston Brass KS4461PL Metropolitan Lavatory Faucet Porcelain Lever handle*d019 $98.99 |
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Premier BATH TUB & SHOWER Fixture Set LIFETIME WARRANTY Porcelain Lever Handles $64.95 |
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NEW EUROSTREAM CHROME BATHROOM SINK FAUCET WHITE PORCELAIN CROSS H & C HANDLES $24.30 |
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Wall Mount Gooseneck Tub Faucet with Porcelain Lever Handles TW15 $243.83 |
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Bronze Porcelain Hardware Door Pull Handle Cabinet Knob $9.17 |
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Delta 2 handle polished brass bar faucet with white porcelain handles $35.00 |
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Bronze Porcelain Door Drawer Pull Handle Knob w Screws $10.71 |
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Single PORCELAIN & Brass Hot or Cold Faucet Handle $14.99 |
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Ashbury Tub & Shower Set-Porcelain Lever Handles-Chrome $143.95 |
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Moen Monticello 82248 Tub/Shower Faucet Chrome or Porcelain ADA Lever Handle - $70.00 |
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Wall Mount Gooseneck Tub Faucet with Porcelain Lever Handles – $350 VALUE $155.76 |
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10 Vintage/Original Porcelain/Brass cabinet door/drawer/pulls/handles/hardware $19.95 |
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6 Miniature furniture Vintage Porcelain/Brass cabinet door/drawer/pulls/handles $16.95 |
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Porcelain Cross-Handle Basin Faucets – Polished Brass $101.95 |
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Pair of Porcelain Lever Handles – 32 Splines – Chrome $30.95 |
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VINTAGE POLISHED BRASS KITCHEN FAUCET WITH PORCELAIN HANDLES AND SOAP DISH $19.99 |
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Bronze Porcelain Door Drawer Pull Handle Knob w Screws $10.33 |
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Hampton Bath Tub and Shower Faucet with Porcelain Lever Handle T215.710 $100.10 |
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Bronze Tone White Floral Printed Porcelain Door Pull Handle 4.9″ $5.05 |
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AMEROCKALMOND PORCELAIN CABINET PULL KNOB HANDLE#725A $1.50 |
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Kingston Brass Oil Rubbed Bronze Centerset Lav Faucet w/Porcelain Lever Handle $100.98 |
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Kingston Brass Oil Rubbed Bronze Centerset Lav Faucet w/Porcelain Cross Handle $104.20 |
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Kingston Brass Chrome High Arch Kitchen Faucet with Oak & Porcelain Lever Handle $77.31 |
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Kingston Brass Chrome Gooseneck Kitchen Faucet with Oak & Porcelain Handle & Spr $99.40 |
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Kingston Brass Chrome Widespread Lav Faucet 8″-16″ Centerset w/Porcelain Handles $136.69 |
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Danze Sheridan Porcelain Handle Insert D492052PBV NEW $9.95 |
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Bronze Tone Metal White Porcelain Flower Pattern Door Pull Handle $5.20 |
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PREMIER CHROME TEAPOT STYLE LAVATORY BATHROOM FAUCET WHITE PORCELAIN HANDLE $64.99 |
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2 Belwith P526-SC Chrome Porcelain Cabinet Pull Handles $5.35 |
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Toto Clayton Deck Mount Bath Faucet – Brushed Nickel and White Porcelain Handles $750.00 |
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Chrome faucet with porcelain handles. $20.00 |
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Kingston Brass porcelain handles Oil rubbed bronze 4″ Centerset Bathroom faucet $113.85 |
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Bronze Tone White Flower Prints Porcelain Cabinet Door Pull Handle $5.14 |
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Metropolitan Roman Tub Filler Trim with Porcelain Lever Handles Polished Chrome $318.99 |
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Wall Mount Tub Faucet with Hand Shower and “Hot & Cold” Porcelain Lever Handles $376.02 |
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Kingston Brass Chrome 8″ Center Kit Faucet Porcelain Lever Handle with Sprayer $194.29 |
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Kingston Brass Chrome 8″ Center Kit Faucet Porcelain Cross Handle with Sprayer $268.99 |
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Bronze Tone White Porcelain Metal Flower Printed Door Pull Handle $5.15 |
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NEW BRIZO HK34C-SN COLD NICKEL PORCELAIN LEVER HANDLE $10.00 |
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Oil Rubbed Bronze Bridge Faucet – Small Porcelain Cross Handles – No Overflow $188.95 |
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Brushed Nickel Bridge Faucet – Small Porcelain Cross Handles – No Overflow $187.95 |
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Large Porcelain Lever Handles – Pair of 2 – Chrome $45.95 |
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Oil Rubebed Bronze Bridge Faucet – Porcelain Lever Handles – Overflow $188.95 |
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Weber 6424 21-Inch T-Brush $7.48 Weber, 21″, Three Sided Grill Brush, Easily Cleans Hard To Reach Spots Between The Cooking Grate Rods & In Tight Spaces At The Edges Of The Cooking Grate, Stainless Steel Bristles Are Long Wearing & Will Not Scratch Porcelain Enamel… |
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U. S. Pumice HDW-12 Pumie Scouring Stick $0.01 For cleaning stubborn deposits and stains on porcelain, ceramic tile, concrete, and iron. Contains no harsh chemicals or detergents…. |
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Lodge Color Dutch Oven $118.00 Cast from molten iron in individual sand molds, each piece features two layers of baked-on enamel. The 6-quart size is perfect for soups, stews or buttery peach cobblers, and easily goes from stovetop or oven to table to freezer. The deep colors make them excellent for serving.Product Features• Oven-safe to 400 degrees F• Freezer-safe• Tightly fitting lid seals in moisture and the k… |
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Danco 89450A Universal Toilet Tank Lever, Oil-Rubbed Bronze $14.50 Oil Rubbed Bronze, Toilet Tank Lever, 9″ Arm, Fits Most Toilets…. |
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Water Dispenser Replacement Faucet – White $4.00 3/4 inch white Tomlinson lever faucet for use with ceramic water dispensers…. |
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Design House 539254 Millbridge Recessed Toilet Paper Holder, Oil Rubbed Bronze $17.75 Millbridge Collection’s recessed toilet paper holder with oil rubbed bronze finish has outside dimensions of 6 inches by 6 inches and requires a 5-inch by 5-inch hole in the wall. It comes with a 15-year limited warranty, and is also available in three other finishes…. |
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Pumie Toilet Bowl Ring Remover #TBR-6 $7.19 Pumie professional grade toilet bowl ring remover is the environmentally responsible way to clean your toilet of rust, lime, stubborn stains and unsightly rings. Rather than using harsh chemicals that later have to be filtered out of the water supply, Pumie uses the pumice stones natural abrasive action. It shapes easily to the contour of any surface and cleans when even the strongest acids fail! … |
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Exceptionlab Inc. 10-Ounce Ceramic Cup We are happy to serve you $11.32 Your search is over! Finally, a classy, eco-friendly, useful New York souvenir! Get the world’s most famous paper coffee cup, replicated in ceramic for home or restaurant use. This ceramic cup bears the message “We Are Happy To Serve You,” and includes details such as a seam and edge fold, which are so good you’ll think you’re drinking out of the old style paper cup!Over 180 million cups are used… |
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BaByliss Pro Porcelain Ceramic Curling Iron with Instant Heat Technology This professional porcelein ceramic curling iron emits negative Ions that smooth and relax your hair. Porcelain generates far infrared heat that protects your hair’s luster…. |
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MAGMA XERVING SHELF F/GOURMET BBQFTS Connoisseur Series Includes Chefsmate & Trailmate $71.69 XERVING SHELF F/GOURMET BBQFTS…. |
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